Cronut. Banksy. Cronutsky? SEO. Random number. BEST. Beauty. Glory? 2013. Citi Bike. Rich girl. Subway cheese. Decadence. NY1. Gentrification. Street art. Hipsters. Roman Empire. Clixxx. Conclusion: Queens is the new Bushwick is the new Williamsburg is the new East Village is the new SoHo, where there be Cronuts. Where we lost our souls.
Remember the Rain Room? We are all Cronutskys now.
(Courtesy Vernon B.)