What did you eat for Thanksgiving? Oh yeah? Was it good? Oh wow, that sounds delicious. The Gothamist staff did pretty well itself—check out the above photos and enjoy this window into our lives and stomachs.

No but really, how was your Thanksgiving? Did you eat one of these nightmares? And if so, what's wrong with you/did you take photos? Share your tales of drama, horror, suspense, and family comedy in the comments.