You'd think with PETA at the helm of "Hug A Vegetarian Day," it'd be a little bit edgier. "Give a Vegetarian a Sensual Rubdown Day," or something. C'mon PETA, you are launching a porn site—let's drop the G-rated act. Anyway, "Hug A Vegetarian Day" is TODAY, and the animals rights organization declares it is "for hugging the people who love animals the most: vegetarians and vegans!" Carnivores, you can go hug a shark.

Oddly, there are no "hugging hotspots" in New York City, so just try to deduct who the vegetarians are and hug them as they walk by you on the sidewalk.