The denizens of Park Slope know that every hurricane survival kit is incomplete and downright DANGEROUS without raw pate "seed cheese," which is apparently why the Park Slope Food Co-Op was packed to the gills with responsible adults this morning. According to the grousing on Twitter, things have not improved, and there's currently a queue to even get in the door.

Behold what Mother Nature hath wrought. It's like the DMV, if the DMV were a Kafkaesque nightmare with 78% cacao chocolate bars.

An employee of the Co-Op could not confirm the hour-long closure, and said that they would be open until their usual hour of 7:30 p.m. But by then all the Grana Padano will be long gone, man.