The Royal Wedding is, like, so close mates. And we don't know about you but we've already got the Gothamist headquarters decked out in wedding regalia, ready for Kate and Will's big day on April 29 (only eleven days people!). But we've realized that while we've got the iPad app and we've watched the spoof videos, we didn't have enough royal food products in our lives. Thank god for the Internets. Here are our five must-haves for the hungry Royal-obsessive. (And for everyone else, take solace in the fact that American's just don't seem that interested in the wedding this go-round).