Photo via missapril1956's flickr

Last year we looked at bad bagel orders, which included one New Yorker's order of whitefish on a cinnamon raisin bagel. To each their own, but there are some orders that should get people banished to Lender's Land. Today Youngna Park overheard this while at La Bagel Delight in DUMBO:

Whole wheat everything, 1/2 toasted dark, 1/2 light, scooped, tofu cream cheese, tomato de-seeded, sliced into 4.

Not okay. Please don't turn bagels into the next half-caf soy latte.