Let's talk about sex meat! Early bird tickets are on sale for Brisket King NYC, in which all the heavy hitters in the brisket world will compete for space in your stomach and heart, and limited balcony seating in your arteries.

Is $65 too much for a ticket? Of course it is, if you're a child. But if you're up to the challenge of consuming thrice your body weight in meat like a real man or woman, the mere $65 VIP entry fee will seem a pittance in the face of the veritable bouquet of meat spread before you. Yes, a meat bouquet. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Here's the list of confirmed attendees:

  • Fletcher's Brooklyn BBQ
  • East Village Meat Market
  • The Butcher Bar
  • Hudson Valley Harvest/li>
  • Duck's Eatery/li>
  • Mighty Quinn

  • Dinosaur BBQ
  • Simon Glenn of Tchoup Shop
  • Clay Gordon
  • Emma Feigenbaum
  • Joe and Mrs. Doe
  • Chef Jesse Jones
  • Brian Perrone of Slows (Detroit)
  • The Wandering Que (Kosher)
  • Kutshers Tribeca

Tito's Vodka and Lagunitas beer will also be served all night long, but who cares, right? Meat!

Brisket King NYC will be held at Santos Party House, located at 96 Lafayette Street, on February 12 from 6 to 9 p.m.