File under: gratingly genius. Chow recently compiled a list of the "78 Most Annoying Words to Read in a Restaurant Review" (ugh, "tummy?" "redolent?"), and now blogger FoodieBuddha has gone and written what can only be described as The Most Annoying Restaurant Review Ever, of Soho's beloved (and soon-to-expand) Torrisi Italian Specialties. "In my opinion, the food at Torrisi might not be conceptually decadent, but it is gutsy and oh so yummers … or yummilicious … or yummo … or perhaps the more reserved 'yummy.'"

In other annoying food-word news, now is apparently not the best time for "curated," "composed" or "artisanal" food. [via Eater]