Feeling like a zombie today? Hungry for some human flesh? Good news! From the looks of the picture our fine reader sent in, it appears the folks at Long Island City's Foodcellar Market have a few "human dumplings" still in stock. If you've been itching to try the cannibal lifestyle but find the idea of actually handling the meat unseemly, dumplings seem to us the perfect way to go.

OK. Yes, clearly they meant "hunan dumplings" (and perhaps considering our typo-tendencies we shouldn't be throwing stones) but c'mon. Don't tell us that picture didn't make you smile a little.

Meanwhile, if you are a connoisseur of cheesy websites, the Food Celler's is a keeper from the happy workers and their spinning food stuffs all the way down to the groovy elevator music.