Last year when Mission Chinese opened on the Lower East Side, its bathroom quickly became the favorite off-menu aspect of the place. Why? It was given the full Twin Peaks treatment, with a Black Lodge vibe, a portrait of Laura Palmer (that by now has been stolen several times), a healthy dose of red coloring, and the Angelo Badalamenti theme song hovering in the air... it's just about perfect:

They've also got some Twin Peaks-themed cocktails, like the One Eyed Jack, Great Northern, Black Lodge, Damn Fine Cup Of Coffee, and Laura Palmer. Sadly, nothing called A Fish In The Percolator.

As for why: we have called, asked waitresses, left notes, and called again... but no one's talking. Maybe if we bring Agent Dale Cooper there someone will spill.