This week Veg News suggests you Spike Your Spore, which basically means you add alcohol to your already slightly alcoholic (0.5 percent) kombucha. This sounds counterintuitive, but we like to spike everything, so we're in. While the site declares the drink is "a natural choice for subbing" in for real alcohol, they also seem to give the all clear on mixing it with the hard stuff. So let's skip over the PG-rated stuff and get right to the kombucha cocktails that can get you drunk:

TWISTED BLISS

Vodka
Blueberry Liquer
Ginger Kombucha

DARK & DEVOTED

Dark Rum,
Sour Mix
Ginger Kombucha
Ginger Root
Simple Syrup

SPARKLING MANGO MARGARITA

Dark Tequila
Orange Juice
Mango Flesh
Kombucha (any flavor)

THE PETTICOAT

St. Germaine
Kombucha (any flavor)
Honey

For the purists, you can also just mix in some kombucha with your vodka soda, and plenty of people enjoy it with a little whiskey. Or if you prefer your cocktails shaken and stirred for you, there's a kombucha bar up in Ithaca.