It's Monday and everything's already horrible but at least we'll get some free ice cream out of it. In celebration of it's 75th "Faniversary," Dairy Queen is giving away free cones filled with vanilla soft serve to anyone who swings by for Free Cone Day. Truthfully, this would be the one time we'd be okay with another Blizzard.

The festivities begin at 11 a.m. today at the chain's 14th Street and Staten Island outposts. Considering the state of the L Train, the ferry might be your best bet.