The FRANKENSTORM hasn't touched down in the tri-state area yet, but it's already caused a wave of destruction at our local grocery stores. The first wave hit the Park Slope Food Coop early this morning, leaving in its wake a Kafkaesque nightmare with 78% cacao chocolate bars. And now, that chaos has wiped out Key Foods, decimated the wine shelves at Trader Joe's, and spread to all the Whole Foods and other supermarkets across the city. "Whole Foods on Bowery is like a hipster-yuppie Thunderdome right now," tweeted Jessica Coen. Click through to check out some tortured tweets from the ground, and send your scenes of grocery store panic and despair to tips@gothamist.com