In a promotional gimmick to rival the "Ole 96er" steak eating challenge in the classic 1988 film The Great Outdoors, local BBQ restaurant Hill Country is throwing down the goutlet with their "Feed Your Face Challenge." Think you're tough enough to consume a massive amount of meat, soft drink, and one cupcake in under 60 minutes with no bathroom break? If you pull this off, you'll not only eat $65 worth of food for free, but you'll also receive a Hill Country hat and T-shirt, plus an immortal photo of your bloated face on the "Wall of Cue!" Losers, however, "pay for their meal and carry their shame home." Hill Country says [pdf] your "opponent" consists of the following items:

  • ½ lb. of Moist Brisket
  • ½ lb. of Lean Brisket
  • ½ lb. of Beef Shoulder
  • ½ lb. of Prime Rib
  • 1 Small Hot Side
  • 1 Small Cold Side
  • 32 oz. Soft Drink
  • 1 Cupcake of Your Choice

It's the carbonated soft drink that's the wild card here, and we're assuming you can't leave any gristle and fat on the plate, either. Any takers? Do us a favor and send us photos, video, audio of your gluttonous endeavor to tips(at)Gothamist(dot)com! [Via Midtown Lunch]