Photo (left) by Jen Carlson/Gothamist

We spotted these signs all over our local Dunkin' Donuts this morning—this one appropriately displayed behind a "caution" marker—presenting the chain's latest food item: Sausage Pancake Bites! Or as we prefer to call them: Meat Munchkins. You can get three for $1.59, or six for $3, and each maple-flavored morsel comes with 100 calories and nearly 7 grams of fat, at no additional cost! (For those keeping track, five of these little things have the same amount of calories as one McRib sandwich.) Your move, Tim Hortons.