Don't forget the salt.

Put down your Hot Dog Potato Chips and save room for the latest frankenfood creation: the Mac ‘n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt, brought to you by that place you only go to when you're 16 and high: Denny's. It's part of their new "Let's Get Cheesy" menu, and is constructed from one part burger patty, two parts melted cheddar cheese, a healthy portion of mac n' cheese, and a few dollops of "zesty Frisco sauce," all placed carefully between two pieces of potato bread toast, that look like they've been given a nice butter varnish.

If you eat the sandwich with the side of fries it comes with, that'll come to 1690 calories and 99 grams of fat. Do you really want to rack up those kinds of numbers at a Denny's?At least you can do it in New Jersey, where hopefully you won't run into anyone you know. [via Foodiggity]