Bowery Boogie has a disturbing report today about some sort of flour-based gremlin-like Pizza The Hut creature currently residing in a dumpster behind the Doughnut Plant location on Grand Street on the Lower East Side. And it's already amassed a loyal army of rats and pigeons!
How long has this doughy monstrosity been making a home for itself there? Judging by previous Bowery Boogie posts on the subject, at least two years. Even if it's, say, self-regenerating every week or so, that's still a mighty long time for a company not to figure out this is clearly not the proper way to dispose of unwanted yeast beasts.
Doughnut Plant's raw dough dumped in the dumpster, pigeons know the gourmet taste. pic.twitter.com/kfXfvPBB
— kumi hayase (@chamagraphy) January 14, 2012
Here is a closer look at the creature, from when we decided to approach it after it appeared to us in a dream:
We've contacted both Doughnut Plant for comment and/or help finding a therapist who specializes in leavened nightmares.