Bolivian Marching Powder, Colombian Bam Bam, Peruvian Lady—there are a lot of nationalized nicknames for cocaine, but there's always room for one more. It's time to make room for Trinidadian Toblerone. Because inside some boxes of those inexplicably popular chocolates, authorities at JFK airport this weekend found more than 7 pounds of cocaine. White chocolate indeed!

According to authorities, colorfully named 22-year-old Ebony Gray had just exited a Caribbean Airlines jet from Trinidad on Sunday when she was stopped by Customs and Border Protection officers who wanted to look inside her duty-free bag. When they did they found eight boxes of "Toblerone" that, on closer inspection, were actually filled with 3.3 kilos of coke wrapped in the candy's typical foil.

Since Sunday's discovery, Gray was arraigned on drug-smuggling charges in Brooklyn federal court. She was released after posting a $50,000 bond. Meanwhile, we're sniffing a literary mashup of Bright Lights Big City and Fifty Shades Of Grey...