We've passed by the Brooklyn Navy Yard Cocktail Lounge hundreds of times on our way to the office, and often thought, "Someday we'll go in there just to face what scares us." Well, we waited too long. As several blogs and the New York Times have noticed, the sleazy old bar/lapdance joint, which first opened in 1907, is no more. This is why you should never put off til tomorrow the drinking that can be done today. EV Grieve made it out there once, and the experience was totally wasted on him: "Every few minutes Delicious or Cinnamon or Diamond walks up and asks again if you'd like a dance. No thanks!"