Jamie Oliver - Burn Victim

So, Gothamist was wrong when we thought that lisping British hipster chef Jamie Oliver was slightly better than Rocco DiSpirito, because what the Oliver has in values, he lacks in total common sense, even more so than Rocco. After reading about Oliver burning his penis when trying to cook a Valentine's meal for his wife in the nude (yes, we've just developed an instant case of vomiting too!), Gothamist waves the white flag at celebrity chefs except for Chef Boyardee. And Chef from South Park. And Anthony Bourdain. Oddly enough, Jamie Oliver's diary doesn't mention anything about the incident, although it does discuss his make-up plans in Paris, but he will spill it to The Sun. People's priorities are SO screwy.

[Via TMFTML]