SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR NEW YEAR'S?! Seasoned New Yorkers scoff at such questions—New Year's Eve is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing. The most obnoxious amateur night of the year is best spent either at a private house party (know of any?) or sequestered deep within the confines of your apartment, where you won't be have to pay through the nose just to observe Pope Gregory XIII's tyrannical influence on the way we mark time. But hey, there's nothing wrong with using December 31st as an excuse to have a nice dinner with friends and/or lovers, right? So to that end we present you with 14 solid New Year's Eve dining recommendations. Get in, get fed, get out, get in bed before all the cabs are taken.