photo courtesy of Shecky's[Ed. note: We forgot our digi-cam the night we visited Happy Ending, and we tried to take a picture of Juan Carlos with our snazzy new cameraphone, but we're still trying to get the hang of it. That night, we apparently didn't. But for future reference, he's the super-handsome, very friendly fellow with long dreadlocks.]

Beer, wine or cocktails?
(very definitively) Beer.

What could I order that will get me laughed right out of the bar?
Nothing, really.

Well, that's a relief!

Who has been your favorite celebrity patron?
Björk.

Any reason in particular?
Nope. Pretty much just because she's Björk.

Fair enough.

Happy Ending Lounge, 302 Broome Street, between Forsyth and Eldridge, Chinatown, (212)334-9676.

Photo courtesy of Shecky's