2005_02_food_Heather.jpgBeer, wine or cocktails?

[Ed. note: We're particularly fond of the lychee martini, ourselves.]

What could I order that will get me laughed right out of the bar?

You can't get laughed out of the bar.

Whew! (This seems to be a company policy of sorts -- Juan Carlos at Happy Ending, owned by the same folks, told us the same thing!)

Who has been your favorite celebrity patron?
Um . . . I don't know. There are soooo many. (Sighs, then laughs.)

[Noteworthy: Double Happiness offers two for one drinks from 6pm to 7:30pm weekdays, and is reportedly a great make-out spot. We were not so lucky that night, as we were hanging out with married guys and Londonist (apparently spoken for as well). Maybe next time.]

Double Happiness, 173 Mott Street at Broome, (212) 941-1282.