115_1573_r1.jpgBeer, wine or cocktails?

What could I order that will get me laughed right out of the bar?
A pina colada out of a blender.

Who has been your favorite celebrity patron?
I would never answer that question; I'm too discreet.

Aw, c'mon . . .
Well, I served Michael Stipe, which was pretty cool.

Otto Enoteca Pizzeria, One Fifth Avenue at Eighth Street, (212) 995-9559.