Beer, wine or cocktails?
Cocktails.
What could I order that will get me laughed right out of the bar?
That's a tough one. Pause. Got it -- a white wine spritzer.
Who has been your favorite celebrity patron?
There have been so many. Someone I personally served?
Yes.
Ray Davies from the Kinks.
Great Jones Cafe, 54 Great Jones Street, between Bowery and Lafayette, East Village, (212) 674-9304.