The Daily News asks some bartenders and drink experts what certain drinks mean about the women who order them. Gothamist thinks it's hilarious fun:

Ingredients: Lemon vodka, triple sec/Cointreau, lime juice and cranberry juice
Jim Gardiner: "The out-of-towners [who order this], I don't have the heart to tell them that it has been over and done with for four years. I would say it's a woman with no adventure, desperately failing."

Maria Golodner: "This is a very classy woman. It's the kind of woman who goes on a date and meets a guy to have a relationship with."

Vodka tonic
Ingredients: Vodka, tonic, lemon/lime
Roseann Federici: "No imagination."

Gardiner: "This signals to me girl next door, which is very attractive. There is nothing sexier than a well-dressed girl who sits down to a bottle of beer. This the best of both worlds."

Long Island Iced Tea
Ingredients: Vodka, gin, white rum, tequila, triple sec, lemon juice and Coke
Tom Cecchini: "She's sending a clear sign that the door's open. A guy is like, ‘I'm in.'"

Gothamist awaits to see if this hard-hitting psychological profiling will be applied to men. If not, we'll develop our own.