It's all happening! Coming in hot 'n' radical like a neon spaceship sent from Pizza Planet, the Pizza In A Pizza Box Topped With Mini Pizza is here to get the summer started. It's not holding back, it's not taking prisoners, and it's not accepting "lactose intolerance" as a legitimate excuse.

The culinary creatives at Vinnie's Pizza are responsible for the pizza-on-pizza-in-pizza—they created it over the weekend when a fellow disruptor/customer seamlessly integrated their trademark pizza-topped pizza and pizza-in-a-pizza box. The result has turned "infinity pizza" into an Eternity Pizza, if you will.

Vinnie's co-owner Berthiaume told Gothamist his restaurant has sold five of the pizza pile-ups already, and calls it a "natural progression" of their other combination pies. "Our philosophy is 'Yes, you can do whatever you want,'" Berthiaume said.

If you've felt a little lost in our post-identity age of Rainbow Bagels and Everything Donuts, worry no more. The Pizza In A Pizza Box Topped With Mini Pizza is served in saucy triplicate. When you plug this baby into the quadratic equation, your pizza parabola comes out delicious. Pizza In A Box Topped With Mini Pizza is self-contained American masterpiece traveling at the speed of cheese. It's the Synecdoche, New York of pizza, just without the crippling depression (we assume).

If you're interested in actually eating this delicacy, The Pizza In A Box Topped With Mini Pizza is $46 and available anytime. Nirvana has arrived!