Gentlemen, optimize your search engines: The Super Bowl is just around the corner, and it's time to open wide for some everything. In that spirit, here are the seven best temples to gridiron gluttony we found on the Internet today. Yeah, it's a living. Future Americans will someday look back in wonder at this generation's gift for celebrating exactly what makes us so grotesquely fat and repellent. Take a bite of that bologna, y'all, and throw the rest away!

And if you're too damn lazy to build your own meat stadium, here are some good catering options for Sunday. [Via Denver Westword]