Advertisement
Hamburger
Gothamist Gothamist
    Donate
    Search
    Close Search
    Arts & Entertainment

    Your Essential Guide To Christmas Television Specials On Netflix Instant

    by Jen Carlson
    Published December 18, 2012
    Modified December 18, 2012
    Gallery
    7 Photos
    Everyone has a go-to comfort thing, right? Maybe when you are stressed you go running, and that is great for you and a really healthy decision, but I watch those Lifetime/ABC Family/Hallmark movies, as well as their off-brand counterparts which may have never even aired on television. In order to make this feel like a more productive "pastime," I will now share with you my vast knowledge of these films and guide you towards the best ones so that you may join me in a yuletide shame spiral... for the best ones are the Christmas ones.The small screen holiday movie always, and without exception, includes the following characters: a young woman unlucky in love (if she is not a workaholic, she is a single mom and/or struggling with her career); a young man (literally any generically attractive one will do, sometimes they don't even get their own backstory); a best friend (usually it seems like the main character doesn't even like her); and a wise old man who will teach us all a lesson. The setting is either The Big City or Main Street, U.S.A. And even with this steadfast formula, they are somehow still all unique, like snowflakes.Click through for some of the best and worst of these cinematic stocking stuffers, which are all available on Netflix Instant. Honorable mentions go to Desperately Seeking Santa (which centers around a woman who seeks out a sexy Santa in order to save the mall she works for in Boston. I'd give it a solid B!); and  Crazy For Christmas (which is really just kind of C-level heartwarming flick). There are, of course, also new ones I haven't even seen yet because I don't have television, but if you do, please let me know how this one starring Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years is? It's called  Love at the Christmas Table, and it looks like it has a lot of potential.

    <p>Everyone has a go-to comfort <em>thing</em>, right? Maybe when you are stressed you go running, and that is great for you and a really healthy decision, but I watch those Lifetime/ABC Family/Hallmark movies, as well as their off-brand counterparts which may have never even aired on television. In order to make this feel like a more productive "pastime," I will now share with you my vast knowledge of these films and guide you towards the best ones so that you may join me in a yuletide shame spiral... for <em>the best ones</em> are the Christmas ones.</p><p>The small screen holiday movie always, and without exception, includes the following characters: a young woman unlucky in love (if she is not a workaholic, she is a single mom and/or struggling with her career); a young man (literally any generically attractive one will do, sometimes they don't even get their own backstory); a best friend (usually it seems like the main character doesn't even like her); and a wise old man who will teach us all a lesson. The setting is either The Big City or Main Street, U.S.A. And even with this steadfast formula, they are somehow still all unique, like snowflakes.</p><p>Click through for some of the best and worst of these cinematic stocking stuffers, which are all available on Netflix Instant. Honorable mentions go to <a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Desperately_Seeking_Santa/70199165?trkid=2361637"><em>Desperately Seeking Santa</em></a> (which centers around a woman who seeks out a sexy Santa in order to save the mall she works for in Boston. I'd give it a solid B!); and <a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Crazy_for_Christmas/70245263?trkid=2361637"><em>Crazy For Christmas</em></a> (which is really just kind of C-level heartwarming flick). There are, of course, also new ones I haven't even seen yet because I don't have television, but if you do, please let me know <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150277561529980&amp;set=a.291533034979.40184.10542514979&amp;type=1">how this one</a> starring Winnie Cooper from <em>The Wonder Years</em> is? It's called <em><a href="http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/love-at-the-christmas-table">Love at the Christmas Table</a></em>, and it looks like it has <em>a lot of potential</em>.</p>

    arrow
    <p>Everyone has a go-to comfort <em>thing</em>, right? Maybe when you are stressed you go running, and that is great for you and a really healthy decision, but I watch those Lifetime/ABC Family/Hallmark movies, as well as their off-brand counterparts which may have never even aired on television. In order to make this feel like a more productive "pastime," I will now share with you my vast knowledge of these films and guide you towards the best ones so that you may join me in a yuletide shame spiral... for <em>the best ones</em> are the Christmas ones.</p><p>The small screen holiday movie always, and without exception, includes the following characters: a young woman unlucky in love (if she is not a workaholic, she is a single mom and/or struggling with her career); a young man (literally any generically attractive one will do, sometimes they don't even get their own backstory); a best friend (usually it seems like the main character doesn't even like her); and a wise old man who will teach us all a lesson. The setting is either The Big City or Main Street, U.S.A. And even with this steadfast formula, they are somehow still all unique, like snowflakes.</p><p>Click through for some of the best and worst of these cinematic stocking stuffers, which are all available on Netflix Instant. Honorable mentions go to <a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Desperately_Seeking_Santa/70199165?trkid=2361637"><em>Desperately Seeking Santa</em></a> (which centers around a woman who seeks out a sexy Santa in order to save the mall she works for in Boston. I'd give it a solid B!); and <a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Crazy_for_Christmas/70245263?trkid=2361637"><em>Crazy For Christmas</em></a> (which is really just kind of C-level heartwarming flick). There are, of course, also new ones I haven't even seen yet because I don't have television, but if you do, please let me know <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150277561529980&amp;set=a.291533034979.40184.10542514979&amp;type=1">how this one</a> starring Winnie Cooper from <em>The Wonder Years</em> is? It's called <em><a href="http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/love-at-the-christmas-table">Love at the Christmas Table</a></em>, and it looks like it has <em>a lot of potential</em>.</p>
    Gothamist
    Everyone has a go-to comfort thing, right? Maybe when you are stressed you go running, and that is great for you and a really healthy decision, but I watch those Lifetime/ABC Family/Hallmark movies, as well as their off-brand counterparts which may have never even aired on television. In order to make this feel like a more productive "pastime," I will now share with you my vast knowledge of these films and guide you towards the best ones so that you may join me in a yuletide shame spiral... for the best ones are the Christmas ones.The small screen holiday movie always, and without exception, includes the following characters: a young woman unlucky in love (if she is not a workaholic, she is a single mom and/or struggling with her career); a young man (literally any generically attractive one will do, sometimes they don't even get their own backstory); a best friend (usually it seems like the main character doesn't even like her); and a wise old man who will teach us all a lesson. The setting is either The Big City or Main Street, U.S.A. And even with this steadfast formula, they are somehow still all unique, like snowflakes.Click through for some of the best and worst of these cinematic stocking stuffers, which are all available on Netflix Instant. Honorable mentions go to Desperately Seeking Santa (which centers around a woman who seeks out a sexy Santa in order to save the mall she works for in Boston. I'd give it a solid B!); and  Crazy For Christmas (which is really just kind of C-level heartwarming flick). There are, of course, also new ones I haven't even seen yet because I don't have television, but if you do, please let me know how this one starring Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years is? It's called  Love at the Christmas Table, and it looks like it has a lot of potential.
    A CHRISTMAS KISS, Grade: BWithin the first 10 minutes you'll hear a Lady Gaga reference, so you know this is the "hip television movie." This one revolves around Wendy, a nice young woman who just wants to be an interior designer but is getting continuously thwarted by her mean boss Priscilla. But Priscilla can't stop true love, oh no she can't!
    SNOW GLOBE , Grade: A+The plot for this movie is that a young New York City woman "finds a mystical snow globe that transports her into a winter wonderland," where she finds love SO IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW THEY EXECUTED IT WHEN THAT IS THE PLOTLINE.
    CHRISTMAS CUPID, Grade: C-This one features small budget Christmas movie veteran Christina Milian (also of the aforementioned Snow Globe) and Chad Michael Murray (One Tree Hill and remember when he played Jen's boyfriend in Dawson's Creek?). The movie revolves around workaholic publicist Sloane Spencer, which means you're getting the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future because that is the loose plotline they go with when a workaholic is involved. It's not really that good, which makes it even more sad that one young Netflix reviewer wrote: "It's perfect for any teenager looking for a entertaining movie to pass the time by." Get out there and live, teenager!
    View All 7

    NYC news never sleeps. Get the Gothamist Daily newsletter and don't miss a moment.

    Terms
    #abc family
    #christmas
    #cry for help
    #hallmark
    #lifetime
    #netflix
    #television
    #television movies
    #original
    Do you know the scoop? Comment below or Send us a Tip
    NNYC Love
    Close

    We rely on your support to make local news available to all.

    Donate Now

    Recent in Arts & Entertainment

    New Barbara Kruger exhibition opens in Chelsea
    New Barbara Kruger exhibition opens in Chelsea
    Scott Lynch
    How Brooklyn’s Steve Keene became the most prolific artist in American history
    How Brooklyn’s Steve Keene became the most prolific artist in American history
    Ben Yakas
    Broadway's essential workers get wage increases, benefit boost with new contract
    Broadway's essential workers get wage increases, benefit boost with new contract
    Ben Yakas

    Featured in Arts & Entertainment

    Brooklyn Recess keeps the sport of Double Dutch alive and jumping
    Brooklyn Recess keeps the sport of Double Dutch alive and jumping
    Natelegé Whaley and Naima Moore Turner started organizing Double Dutch outings not just for nostalgic fun, but also to create space for Black people in a rapidly gentrifying borough.
    Precious Fondren
    Read More In:
    • News
    • Arts & Entertainment
    • Food
    arrow Back To Top
    gothamist
      Party Confetti
      arrow Sign up for our newsletter! Share your email address to get our top stories each day.
      Terms
      NYPR
      Follow Us
      Facebook Twitter Instagram Youtube

      © 2022 New York Public Radio. All rights reserved.