(Photo by Ashley Carr)

Hey, you want this seat? Fuggedaboutit!

This DGAF Dad Jeans manspreader was spotted this morning on a crowded, rush hour 7 train, presumably en route to Levi's Stadium. Our tipster Ashely tells us, "I gave the guy a snarky look, then looked at the seat. He stared at me blankly."

(In our ongoing study of subway etiquette, we will now make a note that telepathy does not work when confronting an offender.)

This is solid A- spread though, with the arms expanding to consume space in solidarity with the lower limbs, creating an elegant figure 8. Only Tom Hanks has hogged a seat better, and he's an Academy Award winner.