Wow, lady. Think you could take up any more space? I'm trying to read my Great Male Narcissists short story compilation (1953-1974) over here while simultaneously listening to this NPR podcast, a multitasking skill I practiced daily at Choate and further honed at Brown, where I also learned some goddamned manners. I can tell by your blatant disregard for my manspread — which must be maintained at a minimum of 20" at all times, according to an article I read on BroBible — that you simply don't respect men and their personal space. Look at the poor child over there, practically no room for him to properly practice the male spread. Look at me when I roll my eyes at you. Oh, won't even look at me, huh? Typical self-absorbed ladyspreader.