The World Naked Bike Ride is happening again today—but why? What did your genitals ever do to you?

But you're the master of your own crotch, so here are the details: Participants will meet at Grand Ferry Park in Brooklyn at 6 p.m., proceeding on "through the boroughs in order to protest abuse by automobiles, raise awareness for safe cycling, and just to have a grand ole time being naked in public."

Please don't fall.