It seems there are still areas of life that haven't been given the Fifty Shades Of Grey makeover yet, like what about those people who love the EL James trilogy and love trivia? Tonight is their night!

According to this Facebook invite, "Five rounds of lip-biting trivia about the most sheltered technically clueless college graduate to ever fall into the arms of the ultimate bad boy sadistic billionaire with a heart of gold" will be going down at the Pig & Whistle on West 47th Street at 8 p.m. Start thinking of your trivia team names now—we recommend lifting a full quote for this, from one of the many lexical gems offered up by James in her books. This one's pretty catchy: "He Gently Pulls My Sweatpants Down."

The night is sponsored by The Museum of Sex, naturally, and you have to make reservations by calling (212) 302-0112. Oddly, there's no mention of prizes, but we assume whoever dominates will walk away with a shiny new Oster Stim-U-Lax.