Trista and Ryan

Sure, even though Trista (and Ryan) got $1 million for her wedding to be televised, plus a nearly $4 million wedding for free, Gothamist wants to put things into perspective. Trista will be living with a man whose poems go a little something like this:
Here I am, not knowing where I stand Here I am, looking for a place to land

(From the hilarious Bachelorette recaps at Television Without Pity)
Now, all Gothamist wants to know is how much ABC is paying Trista and Ryan to stay together, like in marriage counseling. And didn't their minister sort of look like Disney President Bob Iger?

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