2003_7_michaelbay.jpgMichael Bay, one of the many part-time banes of Gothamist's existence, brilliant auteur he is, has a scene in Bad Boys II involved rats. As he recounts telling Columbia Pictures president Amy Pascal to the Hollywood Reporter, "And I was like, 'Amy, trust me, it's going to be funny. I found where I can train rats to f--- for $3,500!" Gothamist is restraining itself from cracking a joke about how these rats are more expensive than the hookers Bay probably... oh, that's not restraint.

2003_7_peterhorton.jpgAnyway, Michael Bay, good commercial director, annoying feature director. When we see pictures of him, we marvel at his resemblance to Peter Horton, of thirtysomething fame, and think about Dennis Miller's Weekend Update on the death of Gary, where he clearly relishes the fact that golden haired, ladybait Gary died. If only...