A reader tells us he put one ticket to tonight's Kanye West concert at Bowery Ballroom on Craigslist, and has received a number of interesting offers in response. Here are some:
- courtside Knicks tickets
- one gift certificate for a premium NYC Rub 'n Tug
- introductions to "cool good-looking available ladies"
- tickets to the semi-finals and finals of the Final four
- free haircuts for a year at a boutique barbershop/salon in the East Village
- Cash amounts over $700
- 120GB iPod with "47,000 songs"
- a place to stay for Mardi Gras in New Orleans
- 2 Romeo No. 3 Cuban Cigars, by Romeo y Julieta
- Dinner for two at Le Bernadin
- Free Christmas trees for life (plus face value of ticket and "a Michael Jordan Come Fly With Me Collector's edition VHS")
- my brother's girlfriend
He posted three listings—with one stating the ticket is $1,000 and another stating he does "NOT want cash offers. i only want offers of material possessions, goods, tickets, experiences, sexual favors, etc. anything that you think will entice me." Anyway, he told us he would "most likely end up giving [the ticket] to my brother for his birthday." So yeah, other Craigslist posters, I'mma let you finish but this guy is kind of the biggest douche on Craigslist right now.