Maybe you were out seeing Jay-Z and Beyonce, maybe you were busy trolling Fairways for more cool rat videos, or maybe you were just one of many who wasn't actually able to get the livestream to work—if you missed last night's must-see Jon Stewart/Bill O'Reilly "Rumble in the Air-Conditioned Auditorium" debate, you can watch the entire thing in full below!
Head over to DCist if you want to read an in-person review of the event—suffice to say, [SPOILERS] there was a lot of heightism, a lot of cries of "bullshit mountain," discussion of the ever growing "slacker" industry, and criticism of the media: "The problem with discourse is capitalism," O'Reilly said. "You can make a lot of money as an assassin, left-wing or right-wing." Oh yeah, the most important thing: it wasn't boring, unlike certain other recent debates. CNN wouldn't need to put up an undecided voters positive/negative reactions EKG-chart at the bottom of the screen to make this discussion watchable.