Kate Upton, who you know from the most recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover, filmed a tv commercial last November in Tompkins Square Park for Zoo York. But now no one will air it, partially for the cursing cockroaches, and partially for the model's assets. The ad was rejected by both MTV and the Adult Swim Network on account of the profanity (which would be bleeped out anyway) and Upton’s “erect nipple,” according to the company. The commercial's pretty crass, but a true Nipplegate this is not:

[via EV Grieve]