Last Saturday, June 30th, Madonna's MDNA tour hit Berlin, and the singer reportedly broke down into tears during her slow, dramatic rendition of "Like A Virgin." While some are calling it a "breakdown," we're calling Her Madgesty out on more melodramatic attention-getting antics—those are scripted tears! See for yourself—she doesn't really start "crying" until the 3 minute mark, but you'll start much sooner than that!

So far on this tour Madonna has flashed her nipple and mooned the audience. By the time she gets to New York, we expect her to go full nude for the whole show. Those tickets cost A LOT of money, after all.

Here's how the ol' gal did it back in 1985: