We don't know when (or if) there'll be a new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. We don't know what exactly is up with the rumored play he's doing with Jerry Seinfeld. We don't even know if we really want that plaster bust of his head which we ordered at 3 a.m. last night. But there's one thing we do know: Larry David has a way with insults. Especially when he's dealing with big vaginas, Jew faces, Parkinson's accusations, Funkhouser, "fuck Hugh," and scum sucking motherfucking whores. All in all, it's pretty, pretty, pretty good stuff.
There's only one person who is as skillful with a linguistic scalpel as David—the only person who could call him a "bald asshole" to his face and get away with it.