Stephen Colbert took a break from the ongoing waking nightmare that is our newly-elected president to try to get back in touch with the spirit of Thanksgiving. And we're certainly grateful for it, as Colbert took his comedic gifts to the Butterball Turkey headquarters and took over their turkey help hotline for a series of segments. Watch below as Colbert gets into the stuffing/dressing debate, and threatens to call the Army on one very confused woman.

In part two, Colbert handles more adorable questions about stuffing and impersonates Jimmy Fallon. "You know how they say, 'Dance like nobody's watching?' I want to you to cook like nobody is going to eat it."

And in the spirit of giving, Late Show also put up THREE videos of outtakes from the bit you can enjoy below.