What if Gotham's Dark Knight was a... daddy? Living in the suburbs? With a bunch of kids and a Vine account? These questions all have answers, and they are all in this video compilation of BatDad's Vines. After a few clips you may think you "get it," but keep watching, BatDad knows no diminishing returns, and the content just keeps getting better throughout the three minutes. There are also plenty of lessons: use a spoon to eat cereal, brush your gums to avoid gingivitis, and use a wetnap after eating ribs.