When we find ourselves in times of trouble, we wonder: what's up with Topher Grace? The world's foremost Topher Grace enthusiast has been known to re-cut films such as the Star Wars prequel trilogy in his spare time, but the mighty Grace went one step further with his latest project—he dared to try to answer the question, "what if Seinfeld were still on TV today?"

Except, Ha-Ha-Ha, it turns out that all Grace did for his modern Seinfeld take was edit together all the clips of the fake Seinfeld reunion from season seven of Curb Your Enthusiasm into one video. So it isn't really "what if Seinfeld were still on TV today?" so much as "what if Curb Your Enthusiasm featuring the cast of Seinfeld were still on TV today?" Watch the Topher Cut below.

Seinfeld Reunion

I edited all the Seinfeld scenes from Curb season 7 into one episode. It’s more like a radio play, but if you sew together all the dialogue from audition scenes, read-throughs and rehearsals together… a 9 minute hint at what the plot of a reunion might have been.

Posted by Topher Grace on Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Of course, Grace isn't the first person to stitch together our glimpses of the Curb/Seinfeld plot into one somewhat-seamless video, so it isn't even original (cried The Internet!). But his version is a minute longer than this very adequate remix, so clearly he mined all the material he could possibly find for his take. A better question might have been: what if Topher Grace were still on TV today? Would That '70s Show be That '10s Show and take place in the early 20th century? Would Venom have his own spin-off series on Netflix?

If you too are kept up at night wondering what Seinfeld would be like on TV today, just know that this is exactly what it would be like: