We love all things Tom Waits, whether he's writing Christmas cards in the guise of a hooker or eating cookies. Today, Waits fansite Eyeball Kid unearthed an incredibly video for "Bad As Me," the throat-throttling title track from his last album—this is basically Waits' "Dancing Thom Yorke" moment, just with 100% less ponytail. If you've ever wanted to learn the proper way to dance with a pineapple, seltzer, and a rooster, this is a must-watch video.