Subway breakdancing may have been informally outlawed on the subway, but there's only so much hip-shaking, ankle-grooving, and butt-popping action The Man can keep down. Watch as the woman in the video below works up the courage to go from subtle, fluid moves to full-on somersaults and crotch-grabbing—all to the utter indifference of her fellow straphangers.

Here is the three-step process to making your subway commute sexier:

1. Attempt a somersault.

2. Break it down like young Elvis Presley.

3. Slap the butt and work the pole (while everyone ignores you).