Last year, we learned all about bageling and forehead profiling, the two methods used by Orthodox Jews on "mitzvah campaigns" to choose who they approach to ask, "Excuse me, are you Jewish?" Understanding is only half the battle: now thanks to Brooklyn resident Joshua Wolff, we have an idea how to dissuade anyone from ever asking us this question again. Or at the very least, a way to make it much more amusing and congenial. Watch as Wolff convinces one of these mitzvah campaigners to run with him ...while blowing the shofar.

It turns out that running while playing the shofar produces a sound similar to a bleating goat. Kudos to the Hasidic man for being a good sport about it, and then going on his way to find another Jew. [h/t Heeb]