It's been a while since we saw anyone attempting to use the subway as a mobile strip club, but luckily this limber lady has ended the dry spell. According to the description accompanying the video, the dancer decided to one-up the boys busking down the aisle—and by the looks of it, she triumphed.

We're not experts, but between her fine form and chutzpah, we award her four out of five Lindsay Millstars. What's next? Reality television? The Parks Department? Bike pole?