Since moving to Park Slope with new wife Sunny Ozell, Sir Patrick Stewart has been living a utopian life filled with pizza tastings and Subway gripings. But based on the video below, in which he offers Ozell a masterclass in acting, he seems very happy with his new life. Or as he puts it: "What you have to understand about the quadruple take [is that I'm stoned out of my gourd]."

We always knew Stewart could act, but we never knew he could act-act, let alone act-act-act-act. As the man himself put it, acting is a noble profession—we only can hope that he has some time between acting gigs to complete his James Bond/Professor X/softcore porn screenplay.