Between the inauguration and a whole lot of whining about crowd sizes, it was a very busy first weekend as president for Donald Trump, a half-peeled orange who is too lazy to walk up a flight of stairs. Seth Meyers covered all the inauguration weekend festivities last night, from the Women's March to the inauguration crowd size—comparing it to Obama's inauguration in 2009, he said, "They look like shots from a Billy Joel concert before and after he plays 'Piano Man.'"
He also gets into Trump's statements at the CIA ("I love how he gets so breathless when he's upset") and Kellyanne Conway's coining of the immediately infamous term 'alternative facts' and all it implies: "[She] is like someone trying to do a Jedi mind trick after only a week of Jedi training," he noted. Check it out below.
