Welch takes the S&M train.

This isn't vintage B-roll from an Improv Everywhere sketch—a tipster sent over this video of Raquel Welch performing a series of dance sequences along with a stereotype-heavy cast in New York City's subway system (or rather, a very low budget replica of New York City's subway system), and we couldn't think of a weirder way to start off the week. See, the 1980s subways weren't that bad... expect, things get kind of Fifty Shades Of Leather around the 4:40 mark?